1 00:02:00,136 --> 00:02:01,501 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 2 00:02:14,818 --> 00:02:18,481 - Do I have to? - Every half hour, Mr. Gresham. 3 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:34,298 How long have you been gurgling this brew? 4 00:02:34,370 --> 00:02:36,600 Since I was three months old. 5 00:02:36,673 --> 00:02:40,541 Don't tell me you had the gout when you were three months old. 6 00:02:40,677 --> 00:02:43,669 - You are Mr. Gresham? - Yeah. 7 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:47,910 - The big international banker? - Not so loud. 8 00:02:48,017 --> 00:02:50,611 We don't boast about being bankers these days. 9 00:02:50,687 --> 00:02:54,555 - We're all in the dog house. - What do you do there? 10 00:02:55,492 --> 00:02:57,858 Well, let it pass, let it pass. 11 00:02:58,328 --> 00:03:01,161 - What line are you in? - Again, please? 12 00:03:01,231 --> 00:03:04,928 - What do you do for a living? - For a living? Oh, well, I... 13 00:03:05,902 --> 00:03:09,838 Have you not seen me on the postage stamps? I am the King. 14 00:03:09,973 --> 00:03:12,168 You know, Anatol XII. 15 00:03:12,242 --> 00:03:15,769 - Oh, Your Majesty... - Don't get up, don't get up. 16 00:03:16,479 --> 00:03:18,811 - How do you do. - How do you do. 17 00:03:19,849 --> 00:03:22,943 I admire your great country much, Mr. Gresham. 18 00:03:23,019 --> 00:03:26,785 I have always wanted to go. My favorite character, he lives there. 19 00:03:26,856 --> 00:03:28,346 - Who's that? - Buffalo Bill. 20 00:03:28,424 --> 00:03:31,154 I'm afraid he doesn't live there anymore. 21 00:03:31,227 --> 00:03:34,788 Well, we are here today, and tomorrow where are we? 22 00:03:34,864 --> 00:03:37,958 Search me. I'm a stranger in these parts. 23 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:41,065 I find always unbelievable, Mr. Gresham, 24 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:44,629 that in your country the peasants have the electric lights, 25 00:03:44,707 --> 00:03:46,732 the telephone, the hot water. 26 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:50,006 Sure, Your Majesty. Only we don't call them peasants there. 27 00:03:50,079 --> 00:03:54,516 If only I could do that for my people. The hot water. 28 00:03:54,717 --> 00:03:56,014 Well, why don't you? 29 00:03:56,085 --> 00:04:00,681 We are so poor, so very poor. The electric lights... 30 00:04:00,757 --> 00:04:02,554 Why don't you float a little loan? 31 00:04:02,625 --> 00:04:05,958 I don't see why we couldn't arrange a bond issue, if it weren't too big. 32 00:04:06,029 --> 00:04:07,894 - You are serious? - Well, why not? 33 00:04:07,964 --> 00:04:09,795 You have plenty of natural resources here 34 00:04:09,866 --> 00:04:12,027 and what's more important, you're an honest people. 35 00:04:12,101 --> 00:04:14,934 That, yes. It is almost a vice. 36 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:18,098 Well, it's a pretty good vice as vices go. 37 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:23,641 - How much would Your Majesty need? - 100 million tarondas. 38 00:04:24,881 --> 00:04:27,247 How much is that in 59 cent dollars? 39 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:31,081 In figures that are round, less or more... 40 00:04:32,956 --> 00:04:35,186 - $5 million? - What? 41 00:04:35,258 --> 00:04:39,058 - Impossible. Out of the question. - I was afraid so. 42 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:43,396 - How much do you think, perhaps? - Not a penny less than 50 million. 43 00:04:43,466 --> 00:04:45,127 - Tarondas? - Dollars. 44 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,635 $50 million? 45 00:04:47,837 --> 00:04:51,398 Why, I couldn't float anything smaller. They wouldn't take it seriously. 46 00:04:51,474 --> 00:04:54,238 - There's only one trouble. - I thought there would be. 47 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:56,210 - We need a front. - A how? 48 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:57,837 A front, a showcase. 49 00:04:57,914 --> 00:05:01,816 Someone to make America conscious that your kingdom exists. 50 00:05:01,951 --> 00:05:04,283 Why, don't they even know that? 51 00:05:04,354 --> 00:05:06,151 Begging Your Majesty's pardon, 52 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:09,350 most of our people would probably think it was a mythical kingdom. 53 00:05:09,425 --> 00:05:13,225 - Sometimes I think so myself. - We love pomp over there. 54 00:05:13,296 --> 00:05:16,163 Uniforms, costumes, plumes and palaces. 55 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:19,167 - We love crowns. - They give me a headache. 56 00:05:19,335 --> 00:05:21,303 You're the man to go to America. 57 00:05:21,371 --> 00:05:24,238 You'd roll them in the aisles. 58 00:05:24,307 --> 00:05:26,710 Of course, you couldn't get away with anything like this. 59 00:05:27,143 --> 00:05:31,773 I cannot go, anyway. If I went out they might not let me in again. 60 00:05:32,815 --> 00:05:35,682 They might have a new face on the postage stamps. 61 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:40,553 - Is that a fact? - It's no fun being a king anymore. 62 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:46,590 Isn't there anyone you could send in your place? 63 00:05:46,896 --> 00:05:48,523 (HORN HONKING) 64 00:05:55,672 --> 00:05:57,264 Tony. 65 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:04,143 This is Mr. Gresham, my pet, the famous American banker. 66 00:06:04,213 --> 00:06:06,875 My daughter, Catterina Theodora Margherita, 67 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:09,941 but we call her Zizzi. She calls me Tony. 68 00:06:10,086 --> 00:06:11,917 How do you do, Mr. Gresham. 69 00:06:11,988 --> 00:06:14,752 Tony, may I have some money to go to the cinema? 70 00:06:14,824 --> 00:06:17,190 They play an American film about gangers. 71 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:19,694 Well, why don't you get Nicholaus to take you? 72 00:06:19,762 --> 00:06:21,992 Count Nicholaus is my daughter's fianc�. 73 00:06:22,065 --> 00:06:24,863 How many times have I told you, he is not my fianc�. 74 00:06:24,934 --> 00:06:27,425 Oh, well, it has not been officially announced. 75 00:06:27,503 --> 00:06:31,667 - You see, she does not like him much. - I do not like him even so little. 76 00:06:31,741 --> 00:06:34,141 Catterina Theodora Margherita! 77 00:06:34,210 --> 00:06:35,404 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 78 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:38,675 I know, Tony. It is for the good of our country. 79 00:06:38,748 --> 00:06:40,978 We need this alliance with the House of Dohenberg. 80 00:06:41,050 --> 00:06:43,678 It is my duty as the Crown Princess. 81 00:06:45,088 --> 00:06:47,386 Some day I suppose I will have to marry him. 82 00:06:47,457 --> 00:06:50,722 Excuse me, Mr. Gresham, these family matters. 83 00:06:51,227 --> 00:06:52,558 I'm sorry. 84 00:06:53,229 --> 00:06:56,164 Can I have now the money to go to the cinema? 85 00:06:57,533 --> 00:07:00,229 I must have left my purse at the baths. 86 00:07:00,370 --> 00:07:03,931 Could I have an advance of three tarondas on the loan? 87 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:06,702 That would be... 15 cents. 88 00:07:08,978 --> 00:07:10,673 The perfect front. 89 00:07:15,952 --> 00:07:17,510 (HORN BLOWING) 90 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:52,279 "The thieves of Wall Street are again stalking their prey. 91 00:07:52,355 --> 00:07:56,155 "Gorged with the blood of the poor, the wolves are howling for more." 92 00:07:56,259 --> 00:07:57,692 Say, how do you like that? 93 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,490 Your father preferred tigers in that connection. 94 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:04,427 My father, eh? You've been with us a long time, Hackett. 95 00:08:04,634 --> 00:08:09,833 30 years with Madison I and Madison II, and a year with you, Madison III. 96 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,174 Well, let me read you some more of this. 97 00:08:13,309 --> 00:08:15,573 - Where was I? - The wolves were howling. 98 00:08:15,645 --> 00:08:17,909 Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, it goes on. 99 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:20,608 "Beware, Mr. Citizen, of the Greshams and their kind. 100 00:08:20,683 --> 00:08:23,777 "Beware of foreign bonds that are not worth the paper they're written on. 101 00:08:23,853 --> 00:08:26,378 "Foreign flypaper, that's what these bonds are." 102 00:08:26,456 --> 00:08:28,219 Hey, you know, that's a pretty neat touch there, 103 00:08:28,291 --> 00:08:29,622 that "foreign flypaper," don't you think? 104 00:08:29,692 --> 00:08:32,889 I wouldn't know. I encounter so many neat touches. 105 00:08:33,129 --> 00:08:35,996 Well, this'll put a damper on Gresham's Taronian bonds. 106 00:08:36,065 --> 00:08:38,693 Are you sure they ought to have a damper put on them? 107 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,201 Maybe they're good bonds. 108 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:42,965 No, they couldn't be with that crook Gresham handling them. 109 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:46,338 Say, I've been waiting for a chance to get that big windbag. 110 00:08:46,976 --> 00:08:49,444 Now, spread that across the front page under my signature. 111 00:08:49,512 --> 00:08:52,413 Get the editorial writers on the job, and dig up statistics. 112 00:08:52,482 --> 00:08:54,416 You know how to run a big campaign, don't you? 113 00:08:54,484 --> 00:08:56,782 I made Lincoln free the slaves. 114 00:09:15,938 --> 00:09:18,771 Will you say a few words to the American public, Princess? 115 00:09:18,841 --> 00:09:21,605 - But surely. In here? - That's it. 116 00:09:22,545 --> 00:09:26,572 Dear American friends, forgive me if I speak bad, 117 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:30,016 as I am not accustomed to making speeches in English. 118 00:09:31,888 --> 00:09:35,324 But it is with great joy that I step for the first time 119 00:09:35,391 --> 00:09:37,859 on the soil of your so beautiful country. 120 00:09:37,927 --> 00:09:40,020 MAN: Get a little nearer the mike, Princess. 121 00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:43,862 PRINCESS: My country, it is very small, but also it is very nice. 122 00:09:43,933 --> 00:09:45,867 Here comes the old oil. 123 00:09:46,469 --> 00:09:48,403 We should know each other better. 124 00:09:48,471 --> 00:09:52,635 And the purpose of my visit is to more strongly cement our friendship. 125 00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:56,166 Sure, cement. 50 million bucks worth. 126 00:09:56,279 --> 00:09:59,077 When I leave, I hope I will take away with me 127 00:09:59,148 --> 00:10:01,446 the affection of your so great country. 128 00:10:02,218 --> 00:10:04,345 And the 50 million fish. 129 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:07,953 It has been a great privilege to speak to... 130 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,925 MAN: Grab her, quick. What's the matter? What's the matter? 131 00:10:10,993 --> 00:10:12,290 What's the matter? What's the matter? 132 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,192 It is nothing. Only the emotion. 133 00:10:14,263 --> 00:10:17,232 Already for two days, Her Highness has had a slight fever. 134 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:18,699 You had me worried there for a moment. 135 00:10:18,768 --> 00:10:22,898 Do not for an instant be concerned. We Taronians are strong people. 136 00:10:31,781 --> 00:10:33,942 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 137 00:10:39,622 --> 00:10:42,591 And steam the society editors up into making a big splash. 138 00:10:42,658 --> 00:10:44,182 That's right. 139 00:10:49,298 --> 00:10:50,030 Mumps. 140 00:10:50,742 --> 00:10:51,562 Moomps? 141 00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:52,734 Mumps. 142 00:10:53,335 --> 00:10:55,719 Mumps? Oh! 143 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:57,935 Oh, it's nothing to worry about. 144 00:10:58,007 --> 00:11:01,272 - She'll be all right in a month. - A month? 30 days? 145 00:11:01,344 --> 00:11:03,244 Some months have 31. 146 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:07,273 Well, we can kiss it goodbye, Baron. Farewell forever. 147 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,382 You and your strong people! 148 00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:16,720 I will go, me, myself 149 00:11:16,921 --> 00:11:19,951 on the grand tour and to all the receptacles. 150 00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:22,926 Baron, your legs aren't the right shape. 151 00:11:23,686 --> 00:11:25,223 What we need is a princess. 152 00:11:25,301 --> 00:11:28,031 In Taronia, we do not manufacture princesses 153 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,504 like you manufacture the automobile. 154 00:11:30,573 --> 00:11:32,302 Manufacture... 155 00:11:35,211 --> 00:11:37,907 Listen, Doc, not a word about the mumps. 156 00:11:38,047 --> 00:11:39,378 I've got an idea. 157 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:42,144 People come in twos in this world like the animals in the Ark. 158 00:11:42,218 --> 00:11:44,846 There's an old fellow at the club looks as much like me as I do. 159 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,785 Good-looking man, too. 160 00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:50,715 Fellow used to work for me was your spitting image. 161 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,819 - Really? - Yeah, he was a cook. Terrible cook. 162 00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:59,296 Somewhere out there. 163 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,868 Somewhere out there. 164 00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:08,642 From what do you talk? 165 00:12:08,711 --> 00:12:12,306 But how do you find her? How do you find anybody? 166 00:12:21,691 --> 00:12:23,955 Parker, get me some pictures of the Princess. 167 00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:25,584 20 profiles and 20 full face. 168 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:28,630 No, make it 40 profiles and 40 full face. 169 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:32,600 GRESHAM: She's a madcap princess, see? Does strange things. 170 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,932 Now, she's disappeared. An escapade. 171 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:38,167 I want her found and brought back quietly, but I want her brought back. 172 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,970 She'll deny that she's a princess and she'll deny that she knows me, 173 00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:43,795 but pay no attention. Bring her back in a bag if you have to. 174 00:12:45,614 --> 00:12:47,411 There's a big bonus. 175 00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:50,131 You fellows get everything clear? 176 00:12:50,784 --> 00:12:51,549 Okay, get busy. 177 00:12:57,927 --> 00:13:00,293 What means? What means these people? 178 00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,929 Her Highness is no escapade. 179 00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:04,696 Little by little you'll understand, Baron. 180 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,339 There are eight million people out there. 181 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:07,040 BARON: Yes? 182 00:13:07,069 --> 00:13:10,402 Somewhere there must be one who looks enough like... 183 00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:08,691 - You was trying to beat it, yes? - No, I wasn't. 184 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,460 What you got there? You doesn't take nothings with you. 185 00:14:11,534 --> 00:14:12,967 It's only my press book. 186 00:14:13,035 --> 00:14:15,265 I was going to a place where lots of managers eat. 187 00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:16,998 I thought maybe I could get a job. 188 00:14:17,072 --> 00:14:19,768 You got money to eat, you got money to pay me. 189 00:14:20,876 --> 00:14:23,743 I've only got 17 cents. You can look. 190 00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:28,315 All right, keep it. I ain't a blood-sucker. 191 00:14:28,584 --> 00:14:32,816 I wouldn't be after you, only things are so high right now. 192 00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:36,650 Right now, I'm as high as the gutter. Thanks. 193 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:45,859 What did I do? 194 00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:47,596 - Why, of course. - Hello, Donald. 195 00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:51,367 So I said to Jed, "I'm an actor, not a clown. 196 00:14:51,507 --> 00:14:54,999 "You can take that part and stick some cheap ham with it." 197 00:14:55,077 --> 00:14:56,942 - That's telling him. - Sure. 198 00:14:57,012 --> 00:14:59,981 Say, I wonder if Jed's filled that part yet? 199 00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:08,523 - Hello, Donald. - Hello. 200 00:15:09,258 --> 00:15:10,987 - Say, Donald... - What? 201 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,755 - You couldn't... - No. 202 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,955 I mean, steer me onto a job, could you? 203 00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:19,626 - I got rave notices in my last part. - I saw you in it, my sweet. 204 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,496 - Well? - Well... 205 00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:38,304 (GASPING) 206 00:17:38,374 --> 00:17:39,671 - Princess! - Princess! 207 00:17:39,742 --> 00:17:42,734 I didn't mean any harm, mister. 208 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,190 Now, you just come along with us. 209 00:17:44,391 --> 00:17:46,068 I didn't do anything, honest I didn't. 210 00:17:46,849 --> 00:17:49,818 It just opened up by itself. I didn't bust it. 211 00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:52,319 Somebody else must have put the nickels in, then forgotten. 212 00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:53,514 He said she'd deny it. 213 00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:55,284 Now, you just come along with us, Princess. 214 00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:57,052 We'll get in a nice little taxi. 215 00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:58,354 - I was so hungry... - Yes. 216 00:17:58,427 --> 00:18:01,555 And it looked so good with all the gravy and everything. 217 00:18:03,966 --> 00:18:07,993 - They've found another princess. - How many does that make? 218 00:18:08,437 --> 00:18:10,928 Twenty-seven, counting the cross-eyed girl. 219 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:13,372 Well, bring her in anyway. We'll have a look at her. 220 00:18:13,442 --> 00:18:14,807 Yes, sir. 221 00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:31,484 Your Highness. 222 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,991 Okay boys. Nice work. 223 00:18:43,672 --> 00:18:45,003 Perfect. 224 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,500 It's uncanny. 225 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,409 The King himself couldn't tell them apart. 226 00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:54,619 Is this a break? 227 00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:57,885 - You're the Princess. - Princess? 228 00:18:57,953 --> 00:19:02,083 - Sure. You're the new Princess. - Oh, sure. Sure. 229 00:19:02,157 --> 00:19:03,624 Now, wait a minute. You don't understand. 230 00:19:03,692 --> 00:19:06,252 Oh, yes, I do. I understand all right. I'm the Princess. 231 00:19:06,328 --> 00:19:08,296 - What do you think I am, a lunatic? - Of course not. 232 00:19:08,363 --> 00:19:10,558 - Anybody could tell you're Napoleon. - Now, listen. 233 00:19:10,632 --> 00:19:13,430 All this seems crazy to you, I know. Later, I'll make it all clear. 234 00:19:13,502 --> 00:19:15,358 In the meantime, how'd you like to make $10,000? 235 00:19:17,539 --> 00:19:21,373 Mister, I won't conceal it from you. I would like to make $10,000. 236 00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:26,710 In fact, I'd like to make $1,000. Even $10 wouldn't be beneath me. 237 00:19:26,815 --> 00:19:30,842 Good! Now, let's get down to business. Sit down. 238 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,547 - What's your name? - Nancy Lane. 239 00:19:33,622 --> 00:19:35,112 - What do you do? - I'm an actress. 240 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:38,318 Hooray! And have I got a part for you. 241 00:19:38,393 --> 00:19:40,657 - A part? - And what a part! 242 00:19:41,296 --> 00:19:44,094 - You've got a funny way of casting. - Now listen, my child. 243 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:47,624 - Your name is not Nancy Lane. - Well, fancy my mother's mistake. 244 00:19:47,703 --> 00:19:49,603 And furthermore, you're not an actress. 245 00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:54,165 You are the Princess Catterina Theodora Margherita of Taronia. 246 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,437 - You know, she just arrived. - I see. 247 00:19:56,512 --> 00:19:58,571 What do I do, double for her in the dangerous scenes? 248 00:19:58,647 --> 00:20:01,946 You double for her in everything. The Princess is in bed with the mumps. 249 00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:04,542 It is necessary for the Princess to appear in public. 250 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:08,579 You look exactly like her. Like her to the very last eyelash. 251 00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:11,048 You will be the Princess. 252 00:20:12,261 --> 00:20:14,491 - Who gets gypped? - Nobody. 253 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:18,429 Come clean, mister, if you want me to even think of playing. 254 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:22,129 - What are the royal mumps to you? - Here it is. I'm a banker. 255 00:20:22,204 --> 00:20:24,729 I'm floating a $50 million bond issue for Taronia. 256 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:25,864 There's not a chance of unloading them 257 00:20:25,941 --> 00:20:27,514 without a personal ballyhoo by the Princess. 258 00:20:28,443 --> 00:20:30,070 And she can't ballyhoo with the mumps. 259 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,113 She won't be able to leave her room for a month. 260 00:20:32,181 --> 00:20:33,263 Now, what else do you want to know? 261 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,309 These bonds. Are they phony? 262 00:20:35,384 --> 00:20:37,545 They are not. They're a good, conservative investment. 263 00:20:37,619 --> 00:20:39,883 - I'll prove that to you. - You'll have to. 264 00:20:39,955 --> 00:20:42,788 - But it's a daffy idea, anyway. - Well, you can pull it off. 265 00:20:42,858 --> 00:20:44,689 - Nobody'll suspect. - Nobody, eh? 266 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,557 How about the gang that came with the Princess? 267 00:20:46,628 --> 00:20:48,789 They've got to keep their mouths shut and so must you. 268 00:20:48,864 --> 00:20:51,632 Don't worry about that, if I take the part. 269 00:20:51,633 --> 00:20:52,800 Well, will you? 270 00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:58,171 If I can get through one dress rehearsal. 271 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:02,438 But, my dear friend, we are on a wild goose egg. 272 00:21:02,578 --> 00:21:04,705 We come to the end. 273 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,304 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 274 00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:16,391 You're wrong. We come to the beginning, Baron. 275 00:21:20,429 --> 00:21:22,294 Please, Your Highness. 276 00:21:26,668 --> 00:21:30,661 But, Your Highness, you have this illness. I am of a responsibility. 277 00:21:30,739 --> 00:21:33,333 You must be in bed with many doctors. 278 00:21:33,408 --> 00:21:36,070 - You know the Princess pretty well? - I know her like a mother. 279 00:21:36,144 --> 00:21:39,944 - Then take a closer look, Baron. - I do not understand. 280 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:44,713 Your Highness, it is the fever. Or what is it that it is? 281 00:21:44,786 --> 00:21:47,778 I quiver. I am all of a bewilderment. 282 00:21:48,590 --> 00:21:51,286 You mean you have found this young lady? 283 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,807 I told you that among eight million people 284 00:21:52,808 --> 00:21:54,454 there would be Miss Nancy Lane, 285 00:21:54,529 --> 00:21:57,464 who, for the next 30 days, is going to be the Crown Princess of Taronia. 286 00:21:57,532 --> 00:22:00,433 It is true, she is like twins. 287 00:22:00,502 --> 00:22:05,064 But impossible. Oh, so very utterly impossible! 288 00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:06,801 No Princess, no bonds. 289 00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:09,002 First of all, you've got to square it with the mob. 290 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:12,103 Ladies-in-waiting and the whole shebang. Now, make them play ball with us. 291 00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:15,013 But I do not feel like playing ball. 292 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,382 Who are you? You are not a Taronian. 293 00:22:19,388 --> 00:22:21,583 You forget yourself, Baron. 294 00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:30,161 Well? 295 00:22:30,732 --> 00:22:33,963 What girl wouldn't want to be a princess for 30 days? 296 00:22:34,036 --> 00:22:38,700 What actress wouldn't want to play the part? And for $10,000. 297 00:22:40,842 --> 00:22:44,642 Confidentially, I'd have done it for nine. 298 00:22:47,849 --> 00:22:53,810 NANCY: I am the Crown Princess Catterina Theodora Margherita of Taronia. 299 00:22:53,889 --> 00:22:55,652 No, no, that is no good. 300 00:22:55,724 --> 00:22:59,251 Besides, not "I am," "We are." 301 00:23:00,028 --> 00:23:05,989 We are the Crown Princess Catterina Theodora Margherita of Taronia. 302 00:23:06,068 --> 00:23:09,697 No, no, the accent, it is not yet good. 303 00:23:11,373 --> 00:23:17,175 We are the Crown Princess Catterina Theodora Margherita of Taronia. 304 00:23:17,245 --> 00:23:20,112 That is more like the Princess speaks. 305 00:23:20,182 --> 00:23:22,776 Now, you remember who your grandfather was? 306 00:23:22,851 --> 00:23:24,375 Big Bill Lane. 307 00:23:25,087 --> 00:23:27,419 Big Bill Lane, no. 308 00:23:27,556 --> 00:23:31,458 - Anatol XI. - Anatol XI. 309 00:23:31,593 --> 00:23:34,653 - And your great-grandfather? - Anatol XII. 310 00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:37,277 No, no, no. It goes, how you call, smaller... 311 00:23:37,278 --> 00:23:40,225 Oh, yes, darn it. Anatol X. 312 00:23:40,302 --> 00:23:44,966 - And your great-great-grandfather? - Anatol IX. 313 00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:49,633 - And your great-great-great-grandfather? - Anatol VIII. 314 00:23:49,711 --> 00:23:51,542 No, no, no. 315 00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:54,608 Venceslaus VI. 316 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:58,183 Oh, why did he have to come along and spoil everything? 317 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,501 Here's the stuff about the Princess' arrival. 318 00:24:01,205 --> 00:24:02,957 They gave us a good send-off. 319 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,151 But this is marvelous. 320 00:24:07,329 --> 00:24:10,059 You don't look so hot in that one, Baron. 321 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,364 Oh, don't I look sweet there? 322 00:24:13,435 --> 00:24:17,166 - But that is not you. - That's right. I forgot. 323 00:24:17,839 --> 00:24:19,602 Oh, I'm a wolf, am I? 324 00:24:19,674 --> 00:24:22,234 A wolf gorged with the blood of the poor, eh? 325 00:24:22,310 --> 00:24:24,778 Well, I'll go right over there and punch him in the nose. 326 00:24:24,846 --> 00:24:26,370 - Where's my hat? - What's the matter? 327 00:24:26,448 --> 00:24:29,008 - I'll make him eat his words. - Who? What do you mean? 328 00:24:29,084 --> 00:24:32,144 Mr. Porter Madison. I'll break him in two! Where's my hat? 329 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,733 Oh, one bad notice in six. It's still a hit. 330 00:24:34,934 --> 00:24:36,247 Where's my hat? 331 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:41,693 Say, this is part of what you're supposed to do. 332 00:24:41,763 --> 00:24:44,323 Your job's to vamp the American public, isn't it? 333 00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:46,594 My girlish laughter is dedicated to it. 334 00:24:46,668 --> 00:24:48,568 Good. Then start with Mr. Porter Madison. 335 00:24:48,637 --> 00:24:51,401 He's trying to kill the bond issue. You can make him lay off. 336 00:24:51,473 --> 00:24:53,145 - You mean vamp him? - Yes. 337 00:24:55,043 --> 00:24:56,476 I'll try it. 338 00:24:56,711 --> 00:25:00,112 There's an extra 5,000 in it for you if you can. 339 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:05,314 Confidentially, I'd have done it for four. 340 00:25:17,165 --> 00:25:20,498 "I should regret having to inform Her Highness that you are ashamed 341 00:25:20,569 --> 00:25:23,678 "to come after your unwarranted attack on the Taronian bond issue." 342 00:25:24,639 --> 00:25:25,689 Ashamed, huh? 343 00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:28,439 He thought that'd get me. Well, it does. 344 00:25:28,510 --> 00:25:30,000 - You mean you're going? - Why not? 345 00:25:30,078 --> 00:25:31,773 Think I'd let that horse thief bluff me? 346 00:25:31,847 --> 00:25:35,840 Suit yourself, but don't let her shake that sturdy Americanism of yours. 347 00:25:35,917 --> 00:25:37,475 Swell chance. Listen, 348 00:25:37,552 --> 00:25:39,747 get a spread set for tomorrow comparing the Princess 349 00:25:39,821 --> 00:25:41,516 unfavorably with our shop girls 350 00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:45,492 as to style, dress, bearing, beauty, intelligence and, oh, everything. 351 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:49,018 Brave words, but I know a lot of guys who go to Europe 352 00:25:49,097 --> 00:25:51,827 with one 100% American chips on their shoulders 353 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,796 and finish up with calluses on their knees 354 00:25:53,797 --> 00:25:55,593 from scraping before thrones. 355 00:25:56,037 --> 00:25:58,700 There's something about those royalties that... 356 00:26:01,276 --> 00:26:03,301 (BAND PLAYING MUSIC) 357 00:26:07,449 --> 00:26:09,644 GRESHAM: Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Pfeifer. 358 00:26:13,054 --> 00:26:15,114 Your Royal Highness, will you pardon me a moment, please? 359 00:26:17,626 --> 00:26:19,958 - Hello, Madison. - Hello, Gresham. 360 00:26:21,463 --> 00:26:24,921 Your Royal Highness, may I be permitted to present one of our most brilliant 361 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,663 young newspaper owners, Mr. Porter Madison III. 362 00:26:28,737 --> 00:26:33,003 How do you do, Mr. Madison III. I have always wanted to meet you. 363 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:35,400 Why, thank you, Your Highness. 364 00:26:35,477 --> 00:26:38,310 Your newspaper, it is not unknown in Taronia. 365 00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:41,838 I remember one day His Majesty say something about you. 366 00:26:43,818 --> 00:26:46,514 - I forget what he say. - Really? 367 00:26:46,588 --> 00:26:49,853 Oh, yes, we know of the good work you are doing for the people. 368 00:26:49,925 --> 00:26:51,017 Is that a fact? 369 00:26:51,092 --> 00:26:53,316 - Your Highness. - I mean, Your Highness. 370 00:26:53,762 --> 00:26:58,426 Oh, if the "highness" bothers you, you may call me "ma'am." 371 00:27:00,302 --> 00:27:02,600 - Ma'am? - Oh, yes. 372 00:27:03,004 --> 00:27:06,269 You may dispense with the formal salutation. 373 00:27:06,408 --> 00:27:09,900 - Would you like to call me ma'am? - Yes, ma'am. 374 00:27:10,512 --> 00:27:13,811 And now, if you will lead me to the champagne, Mr. Madison. 375 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:17,818 We are somewhat of, how you call, a thirst. 376 00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,917 - Very good, Your Highness. - Ma'am. 377 00:27:21,289 --> 00:27:22,847 Yes, ma'am. 378 00:27:29,531 --> 00:27:32,125 The fathead thinks he's making a hit. 379 00:27:37,038 --> 00:27:37,980 I say, Gresham, 380 00:27:38,974 --> 00:27:42,133 that's a marvelous collection of crystal glasses you have there. 381 00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:44,906 It ought to be. It set me back $18,000. 382 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:46,729 I've been waiting for an occasion to use it. 383 00:27:51,353 --> 00:27:53,719 - Oh, what pretty glasses. - Yes. 384 00:27:54,155 --> 00:27:57,020 To that so charming gentleman and patriot, 385 00:27:57,021 --> 00:27:59,286 your father, King Anatol XII. 386 00:27:59,494 --> 00:28:01,485 (BAND PLAYING MUSIC) 387 00:28:22,851 --> 00:28:27,788 And now, to that so charming gentleman and patriot, my grandfather, 388 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,947 King Anatol XI. 389 00:28:42,437 --> 00:28:46,305 And now to my great-grandfather, Anatol X. 390 00:29:04,025 --> 00:29:07,051 Are there anymore Anatols we can drink to? 391 00:29:07,128 --> 00:29:11,087 - There must have been an Anatol I. - ALL: Hooray! 392 00:29:13,535 --> 00:29:15,264 No more glasses. 393 00:29:16,137 --> 00:29:18,162 NANCY: Oh, let them get some more. 394 00:29:18,239 --> 00:29:21,037 Anatol I was just as good as the rest of them. 395 00:29:21,109 --> 00:29:22,508 Very well, Your Royal Highness. 396 00:29:22,577 --> 00:29:25,740 - In the meanwhile, let us dance. - Yes, ma'am. 397 00:29:37,258 --> 00:29:41,490 Tell me, do all Americans dance so badly as you? 398 00:29:41,629 --> 00:29:43,324 What do you mean? 399 00:29:44,132 --> 00:29:46,657 Couldn't you come a little closer? 400 00:29:49,304 --> 00:29:53,866 - Princess, I take it all back. - Back? What do you take back? 401 00:29:55,143 --> 00:29:59,011 Never mind. Oh, ma'am, you're marvelous. 402 00:29:59,614 --> 00:30:02,846 And you are not, like you Americans say, 403 00:30:02,847 --> 00:30:04,308 so lousy yourself. 404 00:30:14,963 --> 00:30:17,295 - The fun, it is over. - Over? 405 00:30:17,365 --> 00:30:20,266 From now on, I must go around in your romantic city 406 00:30:20,335 --> 00:30:22,720 with a lot of old men in high hats. 407 00:30:23,171 --> 00:30:26,538 Maybe I'm too bold, but couldn't it be arranged so that... 408 00:30:26,608 --> 00:30:29,509 - What? - So that I would show you the city? 409 00:30:30,512 --> 00:30:32,938 It's a lovely idea, Mr. Madison III. 410 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:37,380 Here's your blast. 411 00:30:37,481 --> 00:30:39,944 "The dowdy Princess versus the American shop girl." 412 00:30:40,021 --> 00:30:43,057 Can't dance, can't dress, awkward, uninteresting. 413 00:30:43,525 --> 00:30:45,240 Cheap! Noisy! Vulgar! 414 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:49,493 Didn't you tell me? 415 00:30:49,799 --> 00:30:52,393 You misunderstood me. It's positively indecent. 416 00:30:52,867 --> 00:30:54,266 - It's what? - Indecent. 417 00:30:54,335 --> 00:30:57,793 Why, a Princess travels 4,000 miles out of respect to our country, 418 00:30:57,872 --> 00:30:59,703 and you say she waddles. 419 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:01,867 Say, pull up your trousers, will you? 420 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,844 I just want to see if you have any calluses on your knees. 421 00:31:04,913 --> 00:31:07,404 Cut that down to a column, stick it back in the second section, 422 00:31:07,482 --> 00:31:08,355 and change that headline. 423 00:31:09,017 --> 00:31:09,983 How'll I make it read? 424 00:31:10,211 --> 00:31:12,349 "Sight of royalty too much for Madison III?" 425 00:31:13,521 --> 00:31:15,911 Suppose I throw out the yarn altogether? 426 00:31:16,762 --> 00:31:18,891 Now that's a good idea. 427 00:31:18,993 --> 00:31:21,189 After all, this is not a scandal sheet. 428 00:31:21,890 --> 00:31:22,986 That's news. 429 00:31:23,498 --> 00:31:24,523 Do as I say. 430 00:31:24,999 --> 00:31:28,596 How about the Taronian bonds? They got ribbons in their hair now, too? 431 00:31:29,237 --> 00:31:32,007 No, no, I don't want you to boost them. We've got to protect the American public. 432 00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:36,341 On behalf of the public, I thank you! 433 00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:41,796 I like your so strange city very much, Mr. Madison. 434 00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:44,171 Even the poor people live so nicely here. 435 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:48,319 All these new tenements were started through a campaign in my paper. 436 00:31:48,389 --> 00:31:51,358 Then why is it that your paper says the bonds of Taronia are no good? 437 00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:53,727 Well, what's that got to do with... 438 00:31:53,795 --> 00:31:56,059 That is what my father wants to do with the money. 439 00:31:56,130 --> 00:31:58,928 Make the living nice for the poor people. 440 00:32:02,737 --> 00:32:05,171 "Automat"? What is automat? 441 00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:08,065 You put nickels in a slot and food comes out. 442 00:32:08,142 --> 00:32:10,633 - No. - Yes, Your Highness. 443 00:32:12,213 --> 00:32:14,661 Tonight, I find the country I have looked for on the map 444 00:32:14,662 --> 00:32:16,309 ever since I was a child. 445 00:32:16,384 --> 00:32:18,511 - What country? - Fairyland. 446 00:32:18,753 --> 00:32:22,348 Where there are stars above you and stars below. 447 00:32:23,992 --> 00:32:26,119 It is lovely, this New York. 448 00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:28,628 New York says the same about you. 449 00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:31,688 - New York say what? - That you are lovely. 450 00:32:32,166 --> 00:32:35,101 Have you the right to speak for the whole big city? 451 00:32:35,169 --> 00:32:38,935 I have the right to speak for myself, or have I, Your Highness? 452 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,340 We give you the right. 453 00:32:42,243 --> 00:32:44,473 And I like you to think I am lovely. 454 00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:47,139 It is you that makes me think New York is so nice. 455 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,739 Do you mean it? 456 00:32:48,816 --> 00:32:53,617 In Taronia, what we mean we say, what we say we mean. 457 00:32:56,090 --> 00:32:57,853 (BAND PLAYING MUSIC) 458 00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:02,624 (PEOPLE APPLAUDING) 459 00:33:18,046 --> 00:33:19,513 More, please. 460 00:33:20,815 --> 00:33:24,945 It is nice here. It is a nice... How you call, hot spot. 461 00:33:25,019 --> 00:33:27,249 And you are nice. 462 00:33:27,322 --> 00:33:30,314 You are more nice every day I've been with you. 463 00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:33,188 I hadn't any idea a princess would be like you. 464 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:37,527 I hadn't either. I mean, I did not know a princess could be so happy. 465 00:33:39,867 --> 00:33:41,801 Oh, look, look! 466 00:33:47,208 --> 00:33:50,234 Do you get homesick for Taronia sometimes? 467 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:54,472 A little. The trava is lovely in the spring. 468 00:33:54,716 --> 00:33:57,913 - It can't be so lovely this spring. - It's always lovely. 469 00:33:57,986 --> 00:34:00,067 The trava is what you call the country. 470 00:34:00,528 --> 00:34:02,548 Do you go sometimes to the country? 471 00:34:02,690 --> 00:34:06,057 Yes. I'm crazy about hunting. Do you ever hunt, Your Highness? 472 00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:10,996 Yes, I've spent most of my life hunting for jobbies. 473 00:34:11,499 --> 00:34:13,865 I've never heard of them. What is a jobbie? 474 00:34:13,935 --> 00:34:16,961 A rare animal. Very hard to find in America. 475 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:21,972 - Well, what's the matter? - Nothing. 476 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:25,569 I remembered something funny which happened to me when I was hunting once. 477 00:34:26,948 --> 00:34:30,611 I set a trap for something and got caught in it myself. 478 00:34:34,422 --> 00:34:36,322 You are young and rich. 479 00:34:36,591 --> 00:34:40,380 In my country, by now you would be married and have seven children. 480 00:34:43,064 --> 00:34:46,295 - I don't suppose I'll ever marry. - But why? 481 00:34:47,468 --> 00:34:49,026 Can't tell you. 482 00:34:50,872 --> 00:34:53,204 Did somebody break your heart? 483 00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:55,775 Someone is going to. 484 00:34:59,213 --> 00:35:01,477 It is just the glamour of the title. 485 00:35:01,549 --> 00:35:03,346 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 486 00:35:03,651 --> 00:35:06,279 You must not think it is anything else, please. 487 00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:08,549 Can't help it, Your Highness. 488 00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:14,953 I'm sorry these things should be impossible. 489 00:35:15,830 --> 00:35:19,322 Is it impossible only because of the gulf between us, 490 00:35:19,734 --> 00:35:23,898 or is there another? A man. Someone of your own class? 491 00:35:24,005 --> 00:35:25,802 There is no other. 492 00:35:36,951 --> 00:35:38,578 Hello, kid! 493 00:35:41,823 --> 00:35:45,020 Say, is that dame trying to ritz me, or something? 494 00:35:46,260 --> 00:35:48,455 Hello, babe, how's tricks? 495 00:35:49,297 --> 00:35:52,755 He is, how you call, a little boiled, yes? 496 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,763 Well, he'd better be careful. 497 00:35:56,370 --> 00:35:58,351 Give them new rags and a yard of glass 498 00:35:58,352 --> 00:36:00,932 and right away they give you the high nose. 499 00:36:02,009 --> 00:36:04,739 - Hooey to you. - Donald, please. 500 00:36:08,316 --> 00:36:10,045 Get away from here! 501 00:36:10,118 --> 00:36:12,678 You got a sugar papa, eh? 502 00:36:16,224 --> 00:36:18,658 Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Not here! 503 00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:20,386 (CUTLERY RATTLING) 504 00:36:22,563 --> 00:36:25,794 I'll never forgive myself for getting Your Highness into a jam like that. 505 00:36:25,867 --> 00:36:28,097 - It was unpardonable. - Oh, you could not help it. 506 00:36:28,169 --> 00:36:29,431 I started it. 507 00:36:29,504 --> 00:36:32,268 I would not so much like you if you had not. 508 00:36:33,174 --> 00:36:34,924 You know you're pretty swell for a princess. 509 00:36:35,518 --> 00:36:37,474 Oh, I didn't mean... 510 00:36:38,079 --> 00:36:40,172 Oh, your poor eye. 511 00:36:45,186 --> 00:36:47,984 - Never should have done that. - No. 512 00:36:48,089 --> 00:36:50,080 That was worse than what I did in the restaurant. 513 00:36:50,158 --> 00:36:51,318 Yes. 514 00:36:51,392 --> 00:36:54,589 I want you to like me and I do things to make you hate me. 515 00:36:54,662 --> 00:36:56,254 You certainly do. 516 00:37:17,585 --> 00:37:21,214 - Well, good night, Your Highness. - Good night. 517 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:24,587 Oh, Your Highness... Good night. 518 00:37:25,026 --> 00:37:26,721 Mr. Madison... 519 00:37:28,729 --> 00:37:31,254 You may kiss our hand. 520 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,494 Your Highness. 521 00:37:38,039 --> 00:37:41,236 You may kiss our lips. 522 00:37:43,110 --> 00:37:44,372 Your Highness. 523 00:37:49,650 --> 00:37:51,845 You may come to tea tomorrow. 524 00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:53,882 Your Highness. 525 00:37:54,722 --> 00:37:58,089 - Good night, Mr. Madison. - Good night, Your Highness. 526 00:38:18,479 --> 00:38:20,743 Anything doing inside, my good man? 527 00:38:20,815 --> 00:38:23,045 Nothing but a guy that had a brawl over at Gaston's. 528 00:38:23,117 --> 00:38:26,280 Can't use. What I seek is a good milk-fed murder. 529 00:38:26,654 --> 00:38:29,418 Make any difference if the corpse is a reporter? 530 00:38:30,424 --> 00:38:32,289 Say, I came across a pip the other day. 531 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,104 A woman strangled eight husbands with the skins of the others. 532 00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:38,388 - When did that happen? - In the 16th century. 533 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,668 Well, it got to you quicker than most things do. 534 00:38:45,339 --> 00:38:47,773 And this guy walks up to me without any reason at all 535 00:38:47,842 --> 00:38:49,112 and hits me in the nose. 536 00:38:49,677 --> 00:38:51,275 I want him pinched for assault and battery. 537 00:38:51,686 --> 00:38:52,874 And then I'm going to sue him. 538 00:38:52,947 --> 00:38:55,279 - What was the party's name that hit you? - I don't know. 539 00:38:55,349 --> 00:38:57,579 - But, we can find out through the girl. - What's her name? 540 00:38:57,652 --> 00:39:00,815 Nancy Lane, an actress. She has a room over on 45th Street. 541 00:39:00,888 --> 00:39:02,116 - Oh, Tim. - Yes, sir. 542 00:39:02,189 --> 00:39:03,722 Go over with this guy and locate that dame. 543 00:39:03,823 --> 00:39:04,851 Thanks, Sergeant. 544 00:39:05,126 --> 00:39:06,184 Hey, I'll go with you. 545 00:39:06,627 --> 00:39:08,857 This is the residence of a party called Nancy Lane? 546 00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:11,454 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 547 00:39:11,532 --> 00:39:12,313 I knew it, Officer. 548 00:39:12,314 --> 00:39:16,094 I knew something terrible would happen ever since she left. 549 00:39:16,170 --> 00:39:19,196 I didn't throw her out with only 17 cents. 550 00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:22,071 Honest, I didn't. I just warned her. 551 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,271 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 552 00:39:27,181 --> 00:39:29,342 Where did she do herself in? 553 00:39:31,152 --> 00:39:34,368 - Hey, you. The party croaked herself. - Now, we're getting someplace. 554 00:39:35,256 --> 00:39:37,139 She croaked herself? When did she do it? 555 00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:38,623 When did she do it? 556 00:39:38,693 --> 00:39:40,991 That's what I'm asking you. 557 00:39:41,062 --> 00:39:44,429 What's going on here? You answer me "yes" or "no." 558 00:39:44,498 --> 00:39:46,261 - Where is she? - Who? 559 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:49,770 The party we're looking for! Nancy whatever-it-is. 560 00:39:49,837 --> 00:39:52,533 But, I've been telling you, she vanished. 561 00:39:52,606 --> 00:39:54,699 - Who vanished? - The missing girl! 562 00:39:54,775 --> 00:39:58,233 - But, I saw her last night. - Shut up! I'll come to you later. 563 00:39:58,312 --> 00:40:01,110 Now, give me a description of the corpse. 564 00:40:03,684 --> 00:40:04,810 EDITOR: Hello. 565 00:40:05,686 --> 00:40:08,651 - Who did the fresco on you? - I ran into a door. 566 00:40:08,856 --> 00:40:11,381 Things are sure getting tough. You can't go anywhere nowadays 567 00:40:11,459 --> 00:40:13,717 without having a door walk up and bust you in the eye. 568 00:40:14,228 --> 00:40:16,093 Let me see that proof. 569 00:40:18,466 --> 00:40:21,594 More hogwash. I asked you to investigate those Taronian bonds, 570 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:22,897 not turn handsprings over them. 571 00:40:22,970 --> 00:40:25,555 "The wolves are gorging themselves with the blood of the poor." 572 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:28,870 I know, I know. But, Taronia's entitled to a break. 573 00:40:30,911 --> 00:40:32,902 It's an honest little country. Ever been there? 574 00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:35,297 What for? I haven't been as far as Pittsburgh yet. 575 00:40:35,983 --> 00:40:37,172 Well, it's a beautiful country. 576 00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,883 You should see the trava in the spring. 577 00:40:41,789 --> 00:40:44,349 Now that the wolves are playing post-office with the poor, 578 00:40:44,425 --> 00:40:46,000 what'll I put on the front page? 579 00:40:46,594 --> 00:40:49,459 Would you like a nice eight-column banner on how the little birdies 580 00:40:49,464 --> 00:40:51,321 are making their nesties up in the Bronx? 581 00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:54,528 Didn't anything happen in the whole world yesterday? 582 00:40:54,602 --> 00:40:56,797 Haven't you got anything from Washington with a lot of new initials? 583 00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:58,998 Well, there was a little brawl over at Gaston's. 584 00:40:59,073 --> 00:41:00,836 Want to make anything of it? 585 00:41:00,908 --> 00:41:03,172 How many times have I told you this isn't a scandal sheet? 586 00:41:03,244 --> 00:41:06,304 - How many reporters are working here? - About a quarter of them. 587 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:09,543 Here's a flash on a girl disappearing. Nancy Lane or something. 588 00:41:09,617 --> 00:41:12,051 All right, use that. She was kidnapped. 589 00:41:12,119 --> 00:41:13,609 - Was she? - She might have been. 590 00:41:13,687 --> 00:41:15,086 "Beauty Vanishes. Kidnappers Feared." 591 00:41:15,156 --> 00:41:16,941 What more do you want? Go on, give it the works. 592 00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:23,655 NEWSBOY: Extra! Extra! 593 00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:27,758 Hey, extra paper! All about the missing girl here! Paper! 594 00:41:27,935 --> 00:41:30,767 Hey, extra! Latest kidnapping case! 595 00:41:30,768 --> 00:41:35,000 Extra! Paper! Hey, extra! Read all about it! 596 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:39,307 The latest kidnapping! Paper! Hey, extra paper! 597 00:41:40,147 --> 00:41:42,843 NANCY: I didn't know I lost it. GRESHAM: You didn't know you lost it. 598 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:45,477 Of course, you didn't know. You don't know anything. 599 00:41:45,553 --> 00:41:47,002 What did you go there for in the first place? 600 00:41:47,103 --> 00:41:50,252 You told me to vamp him. I'm sorry. 601 00:41:50,324 --> 00:41:52,368 Vamp him, yes, but I didn't tell you to... 602 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,920 Say, listen, you haven't fallen for that guy? 603 00:41:56,997 --> 00:41:59,693 - Of course not. - Well, I hope not. 604 00:42:00,501 --> 00:42:01,556 One word from you to anyone, 605 00:42:01,557 --> 00:42:03,612 especially to Porter Madison, I'm a ruined man. 606 00:42:03,871 --> 00:42:06,567 Now remember, I'm relying upon you never to say a word. 607 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,370 Don't worry. I told you I'd never squeal under any condition. 608 00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:11,468 But, if you think I'm falling down on the job, I'll quit. 609 00:42:11,545 --> 00:42:14,537 You'll quit? You get into a mess that might queer the whole deal and... 610 00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:15,463 How could it? 611 00:42:16,050 --> 00:42:19,383 Here's the Princess' vanity case and there's a picture of Nancy Lane. 612 00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:21,546 Suppose they put the two together? 613 00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:26,025 Well, I got you into this mess. I'll get you out of it somehow. 614 00:42:26,093 --> 00:42:29,620 You've done enough. There's nothing left to do but pray. 615 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:48,876 KIRK: So I went from the police station 616 00:42:48,949 --> 00:42:50,644 to the place where she lived and I found it in her room. 617 00:42:50,718 --> 00:42:52,355 I'm telling you it's the biggest story of the year. 618 00:42:52,419 --> 00:42:55,149 - No, it's not possible. It's a joke. - Sure, but who on? 619 00:42:55,222 --> 00:42:57,452 This is preposterous. Don't you understand? 620 00:42:57,525 --> 00:43:00,153 I dined with her. I danced with her. I... She couldn't fool me. 621 00:43:00,227 --> 00:43:03,094 I know a princess when I see one, don't I? Don't I? 622 00:43:03,163 --> 00:43:04,960 Besides, who came in on the boat? Answer me that. 623 00:43:05,032 --> 00:43:07,432 She might've got on at quarantine. That's been done before. 624 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:09,731 - That's the dame. - Yes, and let me tell you something. 625 00:43:09,803 --> 00:43:12,294 If I thought it were, I'd not only expose her, I'd land her in jail. 626 00:43:12,373 --> 00:43:14,398 You know how I stand on phonies. 627 00:43:14,475 --> 00:43:17,569 But it just happens she is not the girl, Mr. Wise Guy. 628 00:43:17,645 --> 00:43:18,875 What do you want? 629 00:43:18,876 --> 00:43:20,705 Nothing. I'm just bringing in your lunch. 630 00:43:20,781 --> 00:43:22,078 Well, hurry up about it. 631 00:43:22,149 --> 00:43:25,230 Yes, sir, but you don't want to eat when you're feeling like that. 632 00:43:25,419 --> 00:43:27,444 You might get indigestion. 633 00:43:28,722 --> 00:43:29,984 - She's outside. - MADISON: Who is? 634 00:43:30,057 --> 00:43:32,252 The missing girl. Nancy Lane. 635 00:43:32,726 --> 00:43:36,162 - Who? - Bring her in, bring her in. 636 00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:43,108 I read in your paper they was looking for me. 637 00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:48,634 Say, do I look as much like a ghost as all that? 638 00:43:51,078 --> 00:43:53,444 You remind me of someone I know. 639 00:43:54,682 --> 00:43:55,910 Come in. 640 00:44:01,655 --> 00:44:04,215 - Where have you been? - In the subway. 641 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,188 In the subway? 642 00:44:07,261 --> 00:44:10,856 Yeah, I was broke and it's warm in the subway. 643 00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:14,824 - Are you hungry? - Well... 644 00:44:15,135 --> 00:44:18,832 - Well, try a little of that. - Oh, gee. 645 00:44:23,877 --> 00:44:26,209 Don't eat too fast. You know, when you haven't eaten in some time... 646 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,941 I'll be all right. 647 00:44:52,072 --> 00:44:53,198 Good. 648 00:45:27,307 --> 00:45:29,036 And now we must do something about some money for you. 649 00:45:29,109 --> 00:45:30,872 - I'll be all right. - Don't be foolish. 650 00:45:30,944 --> 00:45:32,912 We always pay for beats and this is a hummer. 651 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:35,210 "Star-Express finds missing girl." 652 00:45:35,282 --> 00:45:38,183 - Get me $500, will you? - Oh, gee, mister, I couldn't take it. 653 00:45:38,252 --> 00:45:42,416 Of course, you'll take it. And now what are you going to do with it? 654 00:45:42,890 --> 00:45:47,020 I'm going home, back to Idaho, back to the farm. 655 00:45:48,629 --> 00:45:50,324 I guess I never should've left it. 656 00:45:50,397 --> 00:45:53,764 You're a very sensible girl. I'll tell you a joke. 657 00:45:54,702 --> 00:45:55,974 He thought you were the Princess. 658 00:45:59,873 --> 00:46:02,103 - The what? - Never mind. 659 00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:05,971 Here's your money and good luck to you, my dear. 660 00:46:06,046 --> 00:46:09,038 I hope you find everything all right down on the farm. 661 00:46:09,116 --> 00:46:11,141 I don't know what to say. 662 00:46:13,620 --> 00:46:18,182 Gee, thanks. I'll send you a postcard. Thanks. 663 00:46:21,428 --> 00:46:23,228 My reporters are even going blind on me. 664 00:46:23,229 --> 00:46:24,829 It's the same girl. 665 00:46:24,898 --> 00:46:27,560 Listen, Boss, I'm on the level. This is the biggest story in years! 666 00:46:27,634 --> 00:46:29,534 - Let me go after it. - Go ahead. 667 00:46:29,603 --> 00:46:31,594 What can you do with a man like that? 668 00:46:31,672 --> 00:46:33,640 - And if you're right... - If I'm right, what? 669 00:46:33,707 --> 00:46:37,370 - I'll make you managing editor. - Since when is that a reward? 670 00:46:37,444 --> 00:46:40,902 - And you could even have my office. - Done over in paneled walnut? 671 00:46:40,981 --> 00:46:42,812 You can have it in paneled peanut, if you like. 672 00:46:42,883 --> 00:46:43,975 Okay! 673 00:46:48,188 --> 00:46:49,553 Definitely. 674 00:47:02,002 --> 00:47:03,902 You may kiss our hand. 675 00:47:10,978 --> 00:47:12,605 You know, the funniest thing happened today. 676 00:47:12,679 --> 00:47:14,129 A poor little girl came into my office 677 00:47:14,130 --> 00:47:16,979 and one of my reporters thought it was you. 678 00:47:17,050 --> 00:47:18,415 How funny. 679 00:47:18,886 --> 00:47:19,875 Zizzi! 680 00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:23,382 Zizzi. 681 00:47:24,591 --> 00:47:26,855 Zizzi. Oh, Zizzi. 682 00:47:30,831 --> 00:47:31,991 Zizzi. 683 00:47:32,065 --> 00:47:34,295 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 684 00:47:39,406 --> 00:47:43,240 He say, he suffer great loneliness since from Taronia she depart. 685 00:47:43,310 --> 00:47:47,144 He get pain in the heart. He commence to pine himself away. 686 00:47:48,849 --> 00:47:51,613 Royal Highness, you are surprised, no, 687 00:47:51,685 --> 00:47:54,677 that your fianc�, Nicholaus, is here? 688 00:47:55,989 --> 00:47:57,183 Fianc�? 689 00:47:59,626 --> 00:48:00,820 Yes. 690 00:48:05,032 --> 00:48:07,967 Nicholaus, listen to me. Nicholaus. 691 00:48:08,602 --> 00:48:11,935 While in America, we speak only English, sweetheart. 692 00:48:12,406 --> 00:48:14,237 Only English, you understand? 693 00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:16,572 It gives us opportunity for practice. 694 00:48:18,111 --> 00:48:23,413 I speak English so bad. How can we be, how you say, intimate? 695 00:48:23,483 --> 00:48:26,145 We won't be, Nicholaus. We just won't be. 696 00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:27,580 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 697 00:48:27,654 --> 00:48:29,645 I have made up my mind, Nicholaus, 698 00:48:29,723 --> 00:48:32,351 and you know how I am when I make up the mind. 699 00:48:32,426 --> 00:48:34,360 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 700 00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:40,660 It is no use, Nicholaus. I pretend I do not understand you. 701 00:48:40,901 --> 00:48:42,095 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 702 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:45,263 This is terrible. This is fantastic. 703 00:48:45,939 --> 00:48:47,736 That's a good word for it. 704 00:48:47,808 --> 00:48:50,003 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 705 00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:53,696 Goodbye, Your Highness. 706 00:48:53,697 --> 00:48:55,583 I'm sorry I shan't be able to stay for tea. 707 00:48:56,583 --> 00:49:00,314 - But, Mr. Madison... - It was nice to have met you. Goodbye. 708 00:49:02,289 --> 00:49:03,722 NANCY: But, Porter... 709 00:49:03,924 --> 00:49:05,516 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 710 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,559 Oh, shut up. 711 00:49:12,132 --> 00:49:13,861 Who is that young whippersnapper? 712 00:49:13,934 --> 00:49:16,528 To speak sincerely, I don't like his face. 713 00:49:16,603 --> 00:49:21,472 You don't like his face? Well, I don't like yours, sourpuss. 714 00:49:23,577 --> 00:49:25,272 Zizzi. Zizzi. 715 00:49:25,345 --> 00:49:26,539 (SOBBING) 716 00:49:26,914 --> 00:49:30,941 - Sourpuss? What mean sourpuss? - Who are you? 717 00:49:31,084 --> 00:49:33,518 Me? I'm Sourpuss. 718 00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:36,454 Sourpuss... 719 00:50:02,950 --> 00:50:04,474 Your Highness. 720 00:50:11,224 --> 00:50:13,124 You are not very gracious. 721 00:50:13,193 --> 00:50:15,032 I don't understand why you came after... 722 00:50:15,067 --> 00:50:16,720 After you ran away this afternoon? 723 00:50:16,797 --> 00:50:19,425 No. After once telling me there wasn't another man, 724 00:50:19,499 --> 00:50:20,682 when all the time you were engaged to... 725 00:50:20,683 --> 00:50:21,557 Nicholaus? 726 00:50:28,241 --> 00:50:32,234 You will not believe me, but Nicholaus means so little in my life 727 00:50:32,546 --> 00:50:35,159 that when you ask me about him, I forget. 728 00:50:36,083 --> 00:50:40,144 Yes, he do not exist then because I was thinking only of you. 729 00:50:41,588 --> 00:50:45,615 And now you know why I came here. To tell you that. 730 00:50:48,562 --> 00:50:50,325 So I can go. 731 00:50:52,065 --> 00:50:53,555 I'm happy now. 732 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:56,102 I'm not. 733 00:50:56,614 --> 00:50:58,216 Well, I'm not either, now that I think of it. 734 00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:02,207 Don't tell me that in this day and age you're going to sacrifice your happiness 735 00:51:02,275 --> 00:51:04,140 for one of those state marriages? 736 00:51:04,211 --> 00:51:07,777 Zizzi, I love you. Ever since the first night I met you. 737 00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:10,275 - Me, too. - Really? 738 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,247 - Of course. - Then let's run away. 739 00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:15,288 Let's live our lives. We only get one chance at happiness. 740 00:51:15,355 --> 00:51:18,290 I know, but I can't do it. 741 00:51:19,893 --> 00:51:21,053 Zizzi. 742 00:51:22,229 --> 00:51:24,026 It wouldn't be fair to you. 743 00:51:24,097 --> 00:51:26,088 - How silly. - No, it isn't. 744 00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:29,658 Don't you see? If I give up my title, I would be nothing. 745 00:51:29,736 --> 00:51:32,296 You would still be Porter Madison III. 746 00:51:33,006 --> 00:51:36,339 You wouldn't want to marry beneath you. 747 00:51:36,843 --> 00:51:39,971 - Darling, I love you. - And I love you. 748 00:51:41,748 --> 00:51:43,739 - No, please. - Yes, please. 749 00:51:43,917 --> 00:51:47,250 No, no. I might forget that I'm a princess. 750 00:51:48,555 --> 00:51:51,251 - I might remember that I... - That you love me? 751 00:51:51,324 --> 00:51:55,055 Yes, that I remember, but also I might remember... 752 00:51:57,164 --> 00:51:59,632 Porter, there's something I've got to tell you. 753 00:51:59,699 --> 00:52:01,316 Tell me only one thing. That you love me. 754 00:52:01,317 --> 00:52:03,260 No, no. There's something else. There is. 755 00:52:03,603 --> 00:52:07,437 You don't understand, and I don't think you would understand. 756 00:52:07,908 --> 00:52:09,102 Try me. 757 00:52:10,177 --> 00:52:11,542 You see... 758 00:52:12,412 --> 00:52:14,740 Oh, my dear. Everything in me wants to tell you. 759 00:52:15,148 --> 00:52:17,981 Everything in me that loves you wants you to know. 760 00:52:18,518 --> 00:52:20,145 But, I haven't the right. 761 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:23,951 - What's all this mystery? - I should tell you, but I mustn't. 762 00:52:24,024 --> 00:52:26,925 Only this I have told you and can tell you. 763 00:52:27,127 --> 00:52:28,458 I do love you. 764 00:52:28,528 --> 00:52:30,958 Believe that. No matter how crazy I talk. 765 00:52:31,592 --> 00:52:32,988 Believe that I love you. 766 00:52:51,384 --> 00:52:54,114 - Are you positive? - What do you mean, am I positive? 767 00:52:54,187 --> 00:52:55,882 She was the maid who walked in on the love scene 768 00:52:55,956 --> 00:52:57,583 that I played every night for eight weeks. 769 00:52:57,657 --> 00:52:59,454 I played a love scene with a maid every night 770 00:52:59,526 --> 00:53:01,926 for eight months, and still I was wrong. 771 00:53:04,764 --> 00:53:09,201 Dear friends from New York, I say now, how you call? Fare thee well. 772 00:53:10,003 --> 00:53:13,769 I thank you again for the courtesy and friendship you show me 773 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,468 during my stay in your beautiful city. 774 00:53:23,116 --> 00:53:27,018 What's the big idea? Is he coming with us? 775 00:53:28,155 --> 00:53:30,202 Over my dead body. 776 00:53:30,203 --> 00:53:32,649 Don't be foolish. Go on with your speech. 777 00:53:33,126 --> 00:53:35,560 Over my dead body. 778 00:53:36,596 --> 00:53:40,032 And it is with deepest regret that I depart now 779 00:53:40,100 --> 00:53:43,035 to visit the residue of your great country. 780 00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:46,632 Over my dead body. 781 00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:02,717 - What do you think you're doing? - Maybe we see a buffalo. 782 00:54:02,789 --> 00:54:04,984 I need a specimen for my collection. 783 00:54:05,058 --> 00:54:07,083 My collection is really superb now. 784 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,218 I'll bet. 785 00:54:08,295 --> 00:54:11,423 Just before I come over I shoot some beautiful boars. 786 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:13,056 - Boars? - Yes. 787 00:54:13,133 --> 00:54:16,261 - It's lots of fun shooting boars. - It must be. 788 00:54:17,204 --> 00:54:21,004 - Now listen, Your Highness... - I tell you, over my dead body. 789 00:54:21,074 --> 00:54:22,507 But, listen... It's easy for you to talk. 790 00:54:22,576 --> 00:54:26,706 You're not going on this trip. I'm telling you, one of us gets off. 791 00:54:27,447 --> 00:54:28,971 Board! 792 00:54:29,382 --> 00:54:30,872 Board! 793 00:54:31,618 --> 00:54:33,415 (BELL RINGING) 794 00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:48,425 Listen, I got a great idea. Come on. 795 00:54:51,671 --> 00:54:54,435 - You're Count Nicholaus, aren't you? - Yes. 796 00:54:54,507 --> 00:54:56,566 - The Princess' fianc�? - Yes. 797 00:54:56,943 --> 00:54:58,638 Is there something I can do for you, gentlemen? 798 00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:00,771 Well, we're reporters. We want to interview you. 799 00:55:00,847 --> 00:55:02,337 - Yes? - Yes. 800 00:55:03,416 --> 00:55:06,044 - Yes. - Come, take a seat for yourself. 801 00:55:10,957 --> 00:55:14,188 Have you found that America has changed the Princess? 802 00:55:14,261 --> 00:55:16,252 - Yes, I have. - In what way? 803 00:55:16,329 --> 00:55:20,231 In lots of ways. Her voice. It is not quite the same. 804 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:24,497 She acts different. Of course, she never liked me much. 805 00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:27,596 But she never threw me off no trains. 806 00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:32,234 Well, maybe she's not the same girl. 807 00:55:32,312 --> 00:55:34,837 Maybe she isn't the Princess at all. 808 00:55:35,815 --> 00:55:37,442 Maybe she isn't. 809 00:55:38,218 --> 00:55:40,550 She couldn't be an impostor? 810 00:55:41,454 --> 00:55:45,390 Certainly. That's just what she is. An impostor. 811 00:55:45,792 --> 00:55:47,389 You knew it all the time. Didn't you, Count? 812 00:55:47,390 --> 00:55:48,719 Certainly. 813 00:55:49,562 --> 00:55:51,325 But, where is Zizzi? 814 00:55:52,866 --> 00:55:56,131 Say, what happened to that woman who was kidnapped in Kansas City? 815 00:55:56,202 --> 00:55:59,296 - She's still being held for ransom. - That's it. 816 00:55:59,739 --> 00:56:02,708 She's being held for ransom. She's kidnapped. 817 00:56:03,810 --> 00:56:07,143 - This is unspeakable. - It is. It is. 818 00:56:08,315 --> 00:56:10,094 But, why don't they arrest the impostor? 819 00:56:10,195 --> 00:56:11,641 Well, maybe they have no proof. 820 00:56:12,819 --> 00:56:15,185 - Can you get the proof? - Why should we get the proof? 821 00:56:15,255 --> 00:56:17,985 - It isn't our affair. - But it is my affair. 822 00:56:18,058 --> 00:56:20,720 I shall get the proof. But where? 823 00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:24,355 - You might try in her room. - Don't desert me. Assist me. 824 00:56:28,735 --> 00:56:30,472 If he finds anything, Gresham will pay plenty. 825 00:56:31,438 --> 00:56:32,996 (CLATTERING) 826 00:56:35,675 --> 00:56:39,131 - Nothing. Absolutely nothing. - What's that? 827 00:56:39,913 --> 00:56:42,609 When I flip off that chair, I catch myself onto this. 828 00:56:42,682 --> 00:56:44,673 Not that. That. 829 00:56:48,955 --> 00:56:50,946 Nancy Lane's press book! 830 00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:55,827 - Count, you're some sleuth. - Sleuth? What means a sleuth? 831 00:56:57,197 --> 00:56:58,494 Let's get out of here. 832 00:57:02,869 --> 00:57:06,737 - What more do you want? - I'll take a pineapple sundae, please. 833 00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:09,206 You get it. 834 00:57:10,944 --> 00:57:14,436 Now listen, Count, you couldn't want any better proof than this. 835 00:57:14,514 --> 00:57:16,667 That's right. Don't forget the nuts. 836 00:57:20,387 --> 00:57:22,172 Now that we've got it, what are we going to do with it? 837 00:57:22,622 --> 00:57:25,600 Will you sign a paper saying that she isn't the real Princess? 838 00:57:25,792 --> 00:57:28,727 - Certainly, but it doesn't do any good. - Why? 839 00:57:29,763 --> 00:57:30,821 They laugh. 840 00:57:30,897 --> 00:57:34,790 Whenever I say something serious, people laugh. I don't know why. 841 00:57:36,836 --> 00:57:39,930 Thank you. But, where is the cherry? 842 00:57:40,807 --> 00:57:43,139 I'll get it, Count. I'll get it. 843 00:57:43,943 --> 00:57:47,572 To serve a sundae without a cherry is simply stupidity itself. 844 00:57:47,647 --> 00:57:49,012 Yeah, sure. 845 00:57:52,852 --> 00:57:56,413 Imagine having to eat a sundae with straws. Such service. 846 00:57:57,190 --> 00:58:00,125 What we need is somebody they won't laugh at. 847 00:58:01,561 --> 00:58:04,029 You can get somebody they won't laugh at. 848 00:58:04,297 --> 00:58:08,757 Not in my family. But, yes, of course. 849 00:58:11,471 --> 00:58:14,133 I want Taronia. One-one-one. 850 00:58:18,378 --> 00:58:21,973 What? $64.25? 851 00:59:26,913 --> 00:59:28,175 Come in. 852 00:59:36,856 --> 00:59:40,257 Well, I guess you're glad to be back from the tour. 853 00:59:40,326 --> 00:59:43,386 Yes. Playing the Princess isn't all I thought it was going to be. 854 00:59:43,463 --> 00:59:45,047 I'm glad the show's over tonight. 855 00:59:45,048 --> 00:59:47,180 But I've got a big scene saved for the end. 856 00:59:47,901 --> 00:59:50,923 - Yes, I know. The farewell reception. - That's only the setting. 857 00:59:52,238 --> 00:59:54,229 - See this? - What is it? 858 00:59:54,541 --> 00:59:56,566 The payoff for Porter Madison. 859 00:59:56,643 --> 00:59:58,270 This, my dear, is the badge 860 00:59:58,344 --> 01:00:01,573 of the Imperial Potentate of the Sons and Daughters of the African Star. 861 01:00:02,081 --> 01:00:04,709 I had the Harlem lodges comb for it. 862 01:00:05,218 --> 01:00:06,276 What are you going to do with it? 863 01:00:06,352 --> 01:00:09,287 I'm going to have you pin it on Mr. Madison III tonight, 864 01:00:09,355 --> 01:00:12,255 for his devoted services to Your Royal Highness. 865 01:00:13,626 --> 01:00:16,823 - Is that part of our deal? - Part of it? It's the climax. 866 01:00:16,896 --> 01:00:18,830 And will I have the laugh on him. 867 01:00:30,743 --> 01:00:33,075 Her Highness would like to see Your Highness. 868 01:00:33,146 --> 01:00:36,479 Who? Oh, yes, of course. I'd love to see her. 869 01:00:43,122 --> 01:00:44,384 Come in. 870 01:00:55,602 --> 01:00:57,695 But you do, you really do. 871 01:00:59,339 --> 01:01:02,365 I'm so glad you're fully recovered, Your Highness. 872 01:01:02,442 --> 01:01:04,205 Sit down, Miss Lane. 873 01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:09,476 - Or may I call you Nancy? - I hope you will, Your Highness. 874 01:01:09,549 --> 01:01:11,540 Then you must call me Zizzi. 875 01:01:11,618 --> 01:01:13,586 Formality under the circumstances 876 01:01:13,653 --> 01:01:15,945 would be slightly ridiculous, is it not? 877 01:01:17,890 --> 01:01:20,950 I hear that all of America has fallen in love with you. 878 01:01:21,027 --> 01:01:25,760 Since I see you, I can understand it. Or do I compliment myself? 879 01:01:26,733 --> 01:01:30,999 - I think you're terribly good-looking. - Aren't you boasting, perhaps? 880 01:01:33,039 --> 01:01:34,604 Do you like being Princess? 881 01:01:35,348 --> 01:01:38,170 Of course. But, I'm glad it's almost over. 882 01:01:39,545 --> 01:01:43,845 Naturally. You are lucky. For me it is never over. 883 01:01:45,885 --> 01:01:49,013 - You have seen Nicholaus? - Oh, yes. 884 01:01:49,589 --> 01:01:53,389 - Can you imagine? - Terrible. Just too terrible. 885 01:01:54,293 --> 01:01:56,887 It is for the good of the country. 886 01:01:56,963 --> 01:02:00,364 And, oh, my dear, there is such a nice young man. 887 01:02:00,433 --> 01:02:05,393 If only you could see him. Tall, dark, with burning black eyes, 888 01:02:05,471 --> 01:02:08,736 a mouth like a pomegranate and strong white teeth. 889 01:02:09,175 --> 01:02:11,234 Just the contrary from Nicholaus. 890 01:02:11,310 --> 01:02:14,507 - Have you really got to marry him? - I suppose so. 891 01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:18,181 What a lucky girl you are. You marry anyone you like. 892 01:02:20,386 --> 01:02:24,482 - What's the matter? - I can't. I can't any more than you can. 893 01:02:24,924 --> 01:02:27,688 Why not? Tell me about it, dear. 894 01:02:28,394 --> 01:02:30,259 Well, you see... 895 01:02:31,464 --> 01:02:35,798 We fell in love, but he thinks that I'm you. 896 01:02:36,602 --> 01:02:38,331 Oh, you poor child. 897 01:02:39,939 --> 01:02:43,466 - One night in his apartment... - I went to his apartment? 898 01:02:43,543 --> 01:02:47,240 - Yes. I'm terribly sorry, Your Highness. - But I'm delighted. 899 01:02:47,313 --> 01:02:51,113 I've always wanted to go to a man's apartment. Now I've been. 900 01:02:51,951 --> 01:02:55,250 - Tell me, was he in pajamas? - Yes, Your Highness. 901 01:02:55,621 --> 01:02:59,022 In a red dressing gown with silk collar and cuffs? 902 01:02:59,092 --> 01:03:01,652 - No, it was blue. - That's close enough. 903 01:03:01,728 --> 01:03:03,559 But this is marvelous. 904 01:03:03,629 --> 01:03:06,097 - Tell me, is he tall? - Very. 905 01:03:06,165 --> 01:03:09,692 I'm going to weep. Has he strong white teeth? 906 01:03:10,369 --> 01:03:11,461 They look strong. 907 01:03:11,537 --> 01:03:14,665 And his mouth is firm and red like a pomegranate? 908 01:03:15,575 --> 01:03:18,703 - Well, yes. - He kisses well, of course? 909 01:03:20,179 --> 01:03:24,081 Well, doesn't he? Don't tell me he was such a fool as not to? 910 01:03:24,317 --> 01:03:25,716 Marvelously. 911 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:30,588 Oh, you lucky girl. And I. Nicholaus. 912 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:33,954 But you're crying. 913 01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:37,193 As if it isn't bad enough to lose him, 914 01:03:37,263 --> 01:03:41,199 now I've got to pin a false decoration on him and make a fool of him. 915 01:03:41,267 --> 01:03:43,360 He'll never forgive me now. 916 01:03:44,270 --> 01:03:47,831 - Why should you? Whose idea is that? - Mr. Gresham's. 917 01:03:48,107 --> 01:03:52,134 He has a personal grudge against him and wants to have the laugh on him. 918 01:03:52,211 --> 01:03:53,644 Oh, he does? 919 01:03:54,514 --> 01:03:58,780 He wants you to decorate him with a false order in my name? 920 01:04:00,553 --> 01:04:05,354 Stop crying. Listen to me. Tonight, a few minutes before the ceremony... 921 01:04:07,026 --> 01:04:08,891 (BAND PLAYING MUSIC) 922 01:04:10,663 --> 01:04:14,099 Her Royal Highness, Catterina Theodora Margherita. 923 01:04:14,567 --> 01:04:16,797 The Crown Princess of Taronia. 924 01:04:50,336 --> 01:04:53,169 Your Royal Highness, I am pleased to announce 925 01:04:53,239 --> 01:04:55,333 that the bond issue has been over-subscribed. 926 01:05:19,198 --> 01:05:22,725 And now, before we bid farewell to our American friends, 927 01:05:22,802 --> 01:05:26,294 we desire to show our gratitude to two great Americans. 928 01:05:26,873 --> 01:05:31,071 Mr. Porter Madison III and Mr. Richard M. Gresham, 929 01:05:31,477 --> 01:05:35,743 by honoring them with the highest orders it is in our power to bestow. 930 01:05:37,116 --> 01:05:39,516 The King must have arranged that on the quiet. 931 01:05:39,585 --> 01:05:41,181 This is going to be even richer than I planned. 932 01:05:46,092 --> 01:05:48,890 - Mr. Gresham. - Your Royal Highness. 933 01:05:50,029 --> 01:05:52,827 For your great financial services to Taronia, 934 01:05:52,899 --> 01:05:55,390 I take pleasure in bestowing upon you 935 01:05:55,468 --> 01:05:58,460 the order of Carlos Magnus of the Third Class. 936 01:05:59,038 --> 01:06:00,247 Will you come forward? 937 01:06:07,546 --> 01:06:12,950 No, no, the other one. Not that one. The little one. That one's for him. 938 01:06:13,886 --> 01:06:16,218 Yes, it is beautiful, isn't it? 939 01:06:20,493 --> 01:06:24,361 - And very becoming, too. - What's the big idea? 940 01:06:24,830 --> 01:06:26,593 You have earned it. 941 01:06:38,110 --> 01:06:41,273 Mr. Madison, will you step forward? 942 01:06:49,555 --> 01:06:54,356 For your devoted service to our person, as the representative of Taronia, 943 01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:57,021 we take great pleasure in bestowing upon you 944 01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:59,792 the Gold Cross of Taronia, First Class. 945 01:07:06,605 --> 01:07:09,096 Just a minute, ladies and gentlemen. Just a minute. 946 01:07:09,175 --> 01:07:10,920 Better keep him here until I call you. 947 01:07:13,846 --> 01:07:17,373 What is the meaning of this, Nicholaus? Why are you interrupting? 948 01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:18,974 Who are you to call me Nicholaus? 949 01:07:19,051 --> 01:07:20,916 What do you mean by crashing in here like this? 950 01:07:20,987 --> 01:07:23,922 I mean that she is none other than Nancy Lane, the missing girl, 951 01:07:23,990 --> 01:07:27,050 and I can prove it. Spotty! Open the curtains. 952 01:07:32,932 --> 01:07:34,729 Where is my daughter? 953 01:07:38,037 --> 01:07:42,531 - Who are you? Where is my daughter? - Who am I? But, Tony... 954 01:07:43,109 --> 01:07:44,940 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 955 01:07:47,079 --> 01:07:48,239 Zizzi. 956 01:07:54,020 --> 01:07:55,385 Nicholaus. 957 01:07:56,822 --> 01:08:02,021 You bring me 4,000 miles with crazy talk about kidnappings and ransoms. 958 01:08:03,429 --> 01:08:06,592 My daughter never liked you. Now I do not like you, either. 959 01:08:06,665 --> 01:08:10,829 You cannot marry her. Get out. You, you... 960 01:08:11,237 --> 01:08:13,432 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 961 01:08:16,108 --> 01:08:17,200 Papa. 962 01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:40,188 So you're the guy that told me she was Nancy Lane. 963 01:08:40,266 --> 01:08:41,324 That's right. 964 01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:44,665 In the name of Anatol the Fearless, I decorate you. 965 01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:50,834 Maybe I'm going mad, but who are you? 966 01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:55,037 Kirk was right. 967 01:08:56,248 --> 01:09:00,776 - About him I do not know, but... - But I do know I've been made a fool of. 968 01:09:01,353 --> 01:09:04,618 Is it to be made a fool of to find oneself in love? 969 01:09:05,024 --> 01:09:08,084 - Yeah, with a cheap little fraud. - A nice girl. 970 01:09:08,427 --> 01:09:10,395 - She lied to me. - For me. 971 01:09:11,063 --> 01:09:16,558 She loves you, Mr. Madison. If I were you, I would be, oh, so happy. 972 01:09:17,303 --> 01:09:18,463 Happy? 973 01:09:18,537 --> 01:09:21,538 Yes, happy. Because things have come out like they have come out. 974 01:09:22,007 --> 01:09:26,034 Because, you see, I am going back to Taronia tomorrow, 975 01:09:26,779 --> 01:09:29,646 and even if I loved you like she loves you, 976 01:09:29,715 --> 01:09:34,282 still I would have to go back to Taronia, and never, never you would see me again. 977 01:09:37,123 --> 01:09:39,956 You needn't try to be kind, Your Highness. 978 01:09:40,693 --> 01:09:42,661 Aren't you going to her? 979 01:09:43,562 --> 01:09:48,659 - What are you going to do now? - Try to forget the Princess of Taronia. 980 01:09:52,771 --> 01:09:54,796 - My car, please. - Yes, sir. 981 01:09:56,709 --> 01:10:00,668 And so, young lady, here's your check, the $5,000 bonus included. 982 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:03,045 Thank you. 983 01:10:03,749 --> 01:10:05,273 I hope I haven't been too difficult. 984 01:10:05,351 --> 01:10:08,182 Difficult? You're the grandest little sport I ever ran into. 985 01:10:08,654 --> 01:10:10,422 I know what you've been up against, my dear, 986 01:10:10,423 --> 01:10:12,269 but you played square to the hilt. 987 01:10:12,658 --> 01:10:14,523 If I were 20 years younger, 988 01:10:14,627 --> 01:10:17,401 I'd show Madison what a fool he is for not coming after you. 989 01:10:17,796 --> 01:10:20,321 I'd marry you, darned if I wouldn't. 990 01:10:34,947 --> 01:10:38,576 It's extraordinary how much you look like Zizzi. 991 01:10:39,685 --> 01:10:42,620 Tell me, have you royal blood in your veins? 992 01:10:43,722 --> 01:10:48,216 - I don't think so, Your Majesty. - Well, my dear. You never can tell. 993 01:10:49,228 --> 01:10:52,925 Now, if you ever come to Taronia, you must come and see me. 994 01:10:53,732 --> 01:10:57,498 - Anyone can tell you where I live. - Thank you, Your Majesty. 995 01:11:23,095 --> 01:11:25,562 - So you fooled me? - I suppose so. 996 01:11:26,999 --> 01:11:28,660 You're Nancy Lane. 997 01:11:30,903 --> 01:11:33,963 - You eat with your knife. - Sometimes. 998 01:11:34,607 --> 01:11:37,440 You dunk your bread in your gravy, with butter on it. 999 01:11:37,509 --> 01:11:39,500 If the part calls for it. 1000 01:11:39,812 --> 01:11:41,564 I suppose you were paid to make love to me. 1001 01:11:42,948 --> 01:11:44,143 That was the idea. 1002 01:11:44,516 --> 01:11:47,108 To vamp me out of exposing that rotten loan. 1003 01:11:47,586 --> 01:11:48,713 It isn't a rotten loan. 1004 01:11:49,255 --> 01:11:50,682 Pretty proud of yourself, aren't you? 1005 01:11:52,424 --> 01:11:53,482 No. 1006 01:11:54,193 --> 01:11:55,882 Made a fine sap out of me, didn't you? 1007 01:11:56,262 --> 01:11:59,720 That wasn't hard. All men are saps. 1008 01:12:00,032 --> 01:12:02,899 - But I'm the sappiest. - I've seen worse. 1009 01:12:04,436 --> 01:12:08,253 "Springtime on the trava. Good old trava. 1010 01:12:08,374 --> 01:12:10,213 "You may kiss our hand." 1011 01:12:11,277 --> 01:12:13,660 - Well, didn't you like it? - Now, what's that got to do with it? 1012 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:17,542 - You kissed my lips, too. - What of it? 1013 01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:20,780 - Wasn't it nice? - You think so? 1014 01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:24,704 - Didn't you? - That has nothing to do with the case. 1015 01:12:24,890 --> 01:12:26,855 What're you going to do now, find another sucker? 1016 01:12:27,259 --> 01:12:28,781 I'm going to hunt for a jobbie. 1017 01:12:30,195 --> 01:12:31,253 Didn't they pay you enough? 1018 01:12:31,330 --> 01:12:33,368 Why don't you take a trip around the world or something? 1019 01:12:33,632 --> 01:12:35,691 Why? I'll tell you why. 1020 01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:36,894 - You see that? - Yes. 1021 01:12:36,969 --> 01:12:38,129 Watch. 1022 01:12:39,471 --> 01:12:42,304 - Hey, what's the idea? - The idea is that I'm the sucker. 1023 01:12:42,374 --> 01:12:43,864 - The what? - The sucker. 1024 01:12:43,942 --> 01:12:45,933 The sucker who fell for the fall guy. 1025 01:12:46,011 --> 01:12:49,344 Maybe you didn't like kissing me, but I liked kissing you, 1026 01:12:49,415 --> 01:12:51,815 and I've cried myself to sleep every night since, 1027 01:12:51,884 --> 01:12:54,011 because I knew it couldn't lead to anything. 1028 01:12:54,086 --> 01:12:57,522 I fell for you the first night I met you. You big sap. 1029 01:12:57,990 --> 01:12:59,855 I loved you just as you were. 1030 01:12:59,925 --> 01:13:02,758 You didn't need any titles as far as I was concerned. 1031 01:13:02,828 --> 01:13:04,352 You could have been a hoofer 1032 01:13:04,430 --> 01:13:07,593 or a counter man down at the beanery, or a guy out of work. 1033 01:13:07,666 --> 01:13:09,793 - But, Nancy... - You said all you had to say. 1034 01:13:09,868 --> 01:13:12,335 I tore that up because I'm strictly an amateur, see? 1035 01:13:12,671 --> 01:13:13,515 Wait a minute. 1036 01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:19,273 Here! Here's your 500. 1037 01:13:19,345 --> 01:13:21,779 - Go buy yourself a farm in Idaho. - But, Nancy... 1038 01:13:21,847 --> 01:13:24,509 Shut up. I don't want money from you or anybody else. 1039 01:13:24,583 --> 01:13:26,881 - I wouldn't marry you... - Who asked you to? 1040 01:13:26,952 --> 01:13:31,184 Well, you thought about it plenty. You and your seven children. 1041 01:13:31,256 --> 01:13:33,281 - That was your idea, not mine. - Oh, go away! 1042 01:13:33,359 --> 01:13:35,691 - Go away. - But I'm trying to tell you I love you. 1043 01:13:35,761 --> 01:13:38,423 - I despise you, you big boob. - No, you don't. 1044 01:13:38,497 --> 01:13:41,364 Yes, I do. I do. I do.